Thursday, December 17, 2009

Mom pees her pants in Wal Mart!!!!!!!!!!

It starts off as a fairly normal day – I can't wait for all these cookies to eat!, My aquaphor (great chapstick stuff in a lotion type tube) was frozen solid when I got back from lunch!  It is miserably cold out

Then out of no where (about an hour after the previous email was sent) Mom goes crazy…

Ok girls that is enough!!! I am trying to get my shopping done, I need a cig and I have had enough of you two!

U r cracking me up

We didn't say anything - I think you've lost it, mom!

Apparently Sister knows what’s going on:

I didn't do anything & I am in trouble!  not fair!

But the good people of Walmart have no idea.

I am laughing my rump off in the middle of walmart with people looking at me real weird would someone fill her in

I'm looking at these emails the same way......

She is getting on the me & Heather for a pic HEATHER posted on FB & I said she was pretty BECAUSE SHE IS!

Oh I would love to be there - People think Mamma is a crazy lady!!!!!
She is laughing off a rump she doesn't have!!!!!!!

Our mama is crazy.  I am picturing her getting tickled and getting tickled at my desk.
I'm trying to find facebook something something -  I got distracted because apparently I said "Poop... and pee" the other day...  What?!

me too!
I am sitting at home by myself  laughing my hiney off!!!!

Omg I hit this cold air and about peeed my pants

Ohhhh stop I have got to pee so bad

Logical Sister: Wal-Marts have potty's mom! 

I am not playing with u guys anymore

YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Seconds later: Didn't make it

R u serious?

I just almost wet my pants with that one mom!!!

Oh crap its cold!!!!

I see a new post on the blog coming!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom pees her pants in Wal Mart!!!!!!!!!!

I was laughing and dancing so hard trying to get my groceries in the truck that I just had to let it was so warm at first then it got really cold

She only speaks the truth! Mom you KNOW Sister is going to post that for the WORLD to read!

Leslie: i think my mom just went crazy
Paul: whats new naked vacuumer
Leslie: haha
Leslie: she just started emailing say - you kids are cracking me up
Leslie: out of no where (no one has said anything in like 3 hours...) --   Ok girls that is enough!!! I am trying to get my shopping done, I need a cig and I have had enough of you two!
Leslie:   U r cracking me up
Leslie: i'm cracking up and i'
Leslie: m so lost
Leslie: i'm crying from laughter at my desk
Leslie: and i don't know what's goingo n
Paul: haha
Paul: you're as crazy as your mom

OMG Leslie ur coworkers think I am crazy and sister says the whole world will know soon. I have tears rolling like crazy

If the shoe fits Sister you just have to wear it - crazy or not!

OMG... too freakin funny! I am laughing so hard. Jim is like "whats so funny?"

Mom just called me she is laughing so hard you can hardly understand her!  She had to use a Wal Mart bag to sit in her pretty little truck!!!!!!!!!

LMAO... she called me too. She said to leave her alone! She cant even drive home because we are making her laugh so hard. She needs to get home and take a shower!! LMAO
Thats about all I could make out between her dying laughing.

Omg my phone is blowing up

I love you mamma!  Try to keep it between the white lines while you are laughing!  The police might think you are drinking if you don't & since you have already wet yourself we DO NOT need that!!!!!
Just saying!!!!!!

Thanks that helped a lot.

Just trying to be there for you mom!
I just figured she had gone to work again without panties & a bra - WITH a skirt & heels on!  In this group things like that is normal right?

I posted on my FB wall -
Y'know - funny how life works out! I love my family! We are all a bunch of nutcases BUT I wouldn't change a thing!
Jeff's sister put '?'
I said -  'I was talking about my mother & sister & our included kin Heather BUT if you want in I will include you too!'
Oh my what does my honey's family think of me????? 

HAHA - Oh my goodness!  I was in a meeting and I kept laughing and not paying attention to what was going on.  Finally someone asked me a direct question and I just started laughing and I said "Uhmm... Yes?"  My family is nutcases - but I love it!

After a meeting that I was cracking up through, just knowing the emails were still coming:  Mom didn’t call me!!!!! NOT FAIR!

She called me - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

U r at work

HA - Mamma told YOU!!!!!!  

Nuts y'know don't fall from their tree?  So I have heard!

Or apples

 When you spoke to your  mom a few minutes ago, did it remind you of Leslie, that day she went to work without undergarmets?

ummm ... hu?

The screaming/talking/laughing?  She is asking if mom and I sound the same when we get so tickled we can't talk....

Oh - hee hee - um yes!

Wish I had something to blow my nose on

Just use your shirt, hell you already have pee on your pants.

I had to pull off the side of the road I couldn't see to drive for the tears. Let me get home so I can clean myself up pls

Oh mom are you driving that slow - you have had plenty of time to get home - is it time????
Don't get mad at me - I am being FUNNY!!!!!!!

Ok on a serious side - you guys make my days when everyone is at school or work & I don't go in until 5 totally bareable!  I didn't spell that right did I?  I love our emails!

Now on another note - I had to run to WalGreens this morning for cig & I got some new hair stuff - Sammy brand - I have been wanting to try it - but it is expensive - but it was on sale so I got the 'big curls' crap - it smells like something that I should be cleaning my toilet with - but my curls are pretty for the first time in a long time (since my crazy try to go blonde moment) & I got hairspray - it works very well - but smells like bug spray - Now first off it is called 'Sammy' - not cool since my baby is Sam - but second - if you are going make a good hair product it has to SMELL good!!!!!!!  I will use it - don't want to waste money - but so help my God someone tells me I smell like bug spray & I am emailing Sammy's!!!!!

Thank God for something serious! I love them tooooooo!

You smell like bug spary!

Where did that come from?

You know you have to email us if someone says something to you about how your hair smells.

Did I say 'spary' or are you laughing so hard you can't type?

I was laughing so hard I could type.  I have so much to do before I leave but I keep laughing!!!!! Then my boss walks by and I have to hide my inbox because it's all from yall

LOL.... thats funny! You know, he is going straight to the server to check your email now. Wouldnt you like to be a fly on the wall if he read all of them?

Oh no

I had to sop at arbys and get jeff a gift card then I had to sop in marlow so I could get my composure, wipe eyes and nose. Now I am fixin to get back on road


I went thru the drive thru

Mom – are you home?

Yep home and clean. Now I have to unload truck

Final Facebook looks like this:

Oh – too much for one day.  Sister and Hedder need to do something embarrassing now!

All my love,



heather said...
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heather said...

Absolutely Not!! Even if I did have an embarrassing moment, it would be hard to top you and your mom.