Thursday, December 17, 2009

Mom pees her pants in Wal Mart!!!!!!!!!!

It starts off as a fairly normal day – I can't wait for all these cookies to eat!, My aquaphor (great chapstick stuff in a lotion type tube) was frozen solid when I got back from lunch!  It is miserably cold out

Then out of no where (about an hour after the previous email was sent) Mom goes crazy…

Ok girls that is enough!!! I am trying to get my shopping done, I need a cig and I have had enough of you two!

U r cracking me up

We didn't say anything - I think you've lost it, mom!

Apparently Sister knows what’s going on:

I didn't do anything & I am in trouble!  not fair!

But the good people of Walmart have no idea.

I am laughing my rump off in the middle of walmart with people looking at me real weird would someone fill her in

I'm looking at these emails the same way......

She is getting on the me & Heather for a pic HEATHER posted on FB & I said she was pretty BECAUSE SHE IS!

Oh I would love to be there - People think Mamma is a crazy lady!!!!!
She is laughing off a rump she doesn't have!!!!!!!

Our mama is crazy.  I am picturing her getting tickled and getting tickled at my desk.
I'm trying to find facebook something something -  I got distracted because apparently I said "Poop... and pee" the other day...  What?!

me too!
I am sitting at home by myself  laughing my hiney off!!!!

Omg I hit this cold air and about peeed my pants

Ohhhh stop I have got to pee so bad

Logical Sister: Wal-Marts have potty's mom! 

I am not playing with u guys anymore

YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Seconds later: Didn't make it

R u serious?

I just almost wet my pants with that one mom!!!

Oh crap its cold!!!!

I see a new post on the blog coming!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom pees her pants in Wal Mart!!!!!!!!!!

I was laughing and dancing so hard trying to get my groceries in the truck that I just had to let it was so warm at first then it got really cold

She only speaks the truth! Mom you KNOW Sister is going to post that for the WORLD to read!

Leslie: i think my mom just went crazy
Paul: whats new naked vacuumer
Leslie: haha
Leslie: she just started emailing say - you kids are cracking me up
Leslie: out of no where (no one has said anything in like 3 hours...) --   Ok girls that is enough!!! I am trying to get my shopping done, I need a cig and I have had enough of you two!
Leslie:   U r cracking me up
Leslie: i'm cracking up and i'
Leslie: m so lost
Leslie: i'm crying from laughter at my desk
Leslie: and i don't know what's goingo n
Paul: haha
Paul: you're as crazy as your mom

OMG Leslie ur coworkers think I am crazy and sister says the whole world will know soon. I have tears rolling like crazy

If the shoe fits Sister you just have to wear it - crazy or not!

OMG... too freakin funny! I am laughing so hard. Jim is like "whats so funny?"

Mom just called me she is laughing so hard you can hardly understand her!  She had to use a Wal Mart bag to sit in her pretty little truck!!!!!!!!!

LMAO... she called me too. She said to leave her alone! She cant even drive home because we are making her laugh so hard. She needs to get home and take a shower!! LMAO
Thats about all I could make out between her dying laughing.

Omg my phone is blowing up

I love you mamma!  Try to keep it between the white lines while you are laughing!  The police might think you are drinking if you don't & since you have already wet yourself we DO NOT need that!!!!!
Just saying!!!!!!

Thanks that helped a lot.

Just trying to be there for you mom!
I just figured she had gone to work again without panties & a bra - WITH a skirt & heels on!  In this group things like that is normal right?

I posted on my FB wall -
Y'know - funny how life works out! I love my family! We are all a bunch of nutcases BUT I wouldn't change a thing!
Jeff's sister put '?'
I said -  'I was talking about my mother & sister & our included kin Heather BUT if you want in I will include you too!'
Oh my what does my honey's family think of me????? 

HAHA - Oh my goodness!  I was in a meeting and I kept laughing and not paying attention to what was going on.  Finally someone asked me a direct question and I just started laughing and I said "Uhmm... Yes?"  My family is nutcases - but I love it!

After a meeting that I was cracking up through, just knowing the emails were still coming:  Mom didn’t call me!!!!! NOT FAIR!

She called me - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

U r at work

HA - Mamma told YOU!!!!!!  

Nuts y'know don't fall from their tree?  So I have heard!

Or apples

 When you spoke to your  mom a few minutes ago, did it remind you of Leslie, that day she went to work without undergarmets?

ummm ... hu?

The screaming/talking/laughing?  She is asking if mom and I sound the same when we get so tickled we can't talk....

Oh - hee hee - um yes!

Wish I had something to blow my nose on

Just use your shirt, hell you already have pee on your pants.

I had to pull off the side of the road I couldn't see to drive for the tears. Let me get home so I can clean myself up pls

Oh mom are you driving that slow - you have had plenty of time to get home - is it time????
Don't get mad at me - I am being FUNNY!!!!!!!

Ok on a serious side - you guys make my days when everyone is at school or work & I don't go in until 5 totally bareable!  I didn't spell that right did I?  I love our emails!

Now on another note - I had to run to WalGreens this morning for cig & I got some new hair stuff - Sammy brand - I have been wanting to try it - but it is expensive - but it was on sale so I got the 'big curls' crap - it smells like something that I should be cleaning my toilet with - but my curls are pretty for the first time in a long time (since my crazy try to go blonde moment) & I got hairspray - it works very well - but smells like bug spray - Now first off it is called 'Sammy' - not cool since my baby is Sam - but second - if you are going make a good hair product it has to SMELL good!!!!!!!  I will use it - don't want to waste money - but so help my God someone tells me I smell like bug spray & I am emailing Sammy's!!!!!

Thank God for something serious! I love them tooooooo!

You smell like bug spary!

Where did that come from?

You know you have to email us if someone says something to you about how your hair smells.

Did I say 'spary' or are you laughing so hard you can't type?

I was laughing so hard I could type.  I have so much to do before I leave but I keep laughing!!!!! Then my boss walks by and I have to hide my inbox because it's all from yall

LOL.... thats funny! You know, he is going straight to the server to check your email now. Wouldnt you like to be a fly on the wall if he read all of them?

Oh no

I had to sop at arbys and get jeff a gift card then I had to sop in marlow so I could get my composure, wipe eyes and nose. Now I am fixin to get back on road


I went thru the drive thru

Mom – are you home?

Yep home and clean. Now I have to unload truck

Final Facebook looks like this:

Oh – too much for one day.  Sister and Hedder need to do something embarrassing now!

All my love,


Wednesday, December 02, 2009

BC Powder and Life Goals

Morning! I am off today & I have my 'list' ready for the day!

Well I am sure mamma has probley told you both - but let me tell you what is going on here!

Jeff went down to Gainesville last weekend to look for a house again - he had several lined up to look at - all just trashy places - not somewhere he was willing to live if he was single let alone take the kids there. So - he calls me just absolutely angry & saying WE ARE NOT MOVING HERE! I AM DONE! Well I know him & I just let him vent & listened to all the griping he did. Waited for him to get home Sat evening - drank a few beers with him - then Sunday morning I said - OK honey - I need to know what you want to do - I had let it all sink in & him calm down before I went into the conversation with him. He said I dont' want to move - if this job is that important to you we will work it out I guess but I don't want to leave this great place we have here where the kids are happy & we love it to live in some crap hole.

Girls it was like a weight off my shoulders to be honest - leaving Sam for one was killing me - but things just didn't seem like they were happening like they were suppose to & I was really sweating it! But I had given him this (he has wanted to move out of Tulsa) I couln't take it away from him. I had to let him get there if we were going to stay here. So - while I am disappointed about getting into a small town - this is all ok .... AND I think Mamma is still considering moving this way to be close to us still (fingers, toes, legs - everything crossed - would love to have her close). I told Sam about it - & I was hoping for a big scream happy happy happy - but I forget that she is way mature for her age - Mom what about Bailey & insurance - what about this or that - then she asked me about Grandma - I told her Mamma was still thinking about moving here - then she got excited -

So I went to work Sunday & told my boss here - he said no worries - you know you have a place here - I hated to lose you but wouldn't hold you back. He said he would go to bat for me being a salary manager here with the insurance & other perks. So Monday I talked with the big guy - he said hey Vanessa look you are in a great place - if you want to stay here no worries - if you change your mind in 6 months you can go - you have a job at either place - you are sitting pretty. My manager here talked with him about getting me on salary & such & all is looking good - may be after the first of the year - but I am the only person that will be considered to put in that position - it is just justifying putting another manager on salary & benefits at this point.

So I guess all works out the way it should - I know one thing - I truly feel relief right now - like a huge weight is off my shoulders - I won't be missing out on Sam's big year & I am still going to be able to give Bailey insurance!!!! Now to think about Christmas - Oh My!!!!

Love you all – Vanessa

Oh I'm glad you are feeling at peace about everything. If things weren't working as they were supposed to then it's best that you stay where you are.

Going on vacation for a week and not worrying about work at all made me realize how little I really care about my job - but when I'm in the midst of it, I feel like I care a lot. I thought a lot about what I really want to do. I'm going to call to get internets at home today and it'll really help me jump start a lot of the stuff I want to do. Today could be a really stressful day - because someone sent out an email saying something was happening that is not happening. The only person dealing with it is me since it's for the program I work on - but I really don't care. It's a nice feeling to not get upset about something that really doesn't affect me beyond the confines of the walls work in.

I am glad the stress is gone. I actually feel a weight being lifted also. It is amazing what u say is so true Les, I thought I really cared about Mudhopper, but I have not missed one single minute of being out there. Actually I love getting money for not working, I have time to do something besides working and it has not been stressful at all. I love y girls and Hedder, thanks for the hand cream. My hands felt so much better this morning. However, my hands have been in water again all morning.

Very glad you are feeling like you are too Sister! You kind of sound at peace also! Love you all.

Vanessa- I am so glad that everything has worked out. I am glad you are at peace with your decision. That makes all the difference in the world.
Leslie, I am glad you are at the point that you are with your job. It’s always nice to reach the carefree point and not have that stress.

It’s kind of funny where we all are in our lives right now. It’s pretty different individually, yet the same in so many ways.

I spent the day at the unemployment office yesterday, doing an orientation and talking about what options I have. It seems there are some additional grants I can apply for because I am unemployed and go back to school. I also have received a call from Dell asking if I want to go back to work. That was a great job with wonderful benefits. I am considering both. I am not sure what direction I will go yet, but I will have to figure it out by the end of the week. I will let you guys know then.

You have two very good options. Dell is a great place to work, just a long drive, OKC. School is also a good thing, I know that is something you have always wanted to do. I believe in my heart that you will make the right decision. I can't wait to see how it all turns out. I know all of you will be sucessful cause your all so smart!

I just took a BC powder - ew.

I have been taking them about every four hours, they will grow on you.

I don't know if they ever really grow on you....

That was rather random Sister - that is about the only thing I use - they are amazing!

They do grow on you - they are great for the night of too many drinks & the night after!
And for aches & pains!

Oh that is all I use too - but that doesn't mean I enjoy taking one while the powder is sitting on my tongue waiting for me to chug a huge glass of water.

Take it with a beer! LoL

Oh sister - that's your solution to everything!

OH Sister!!!! You are a brat!!!!

Ha - I get the last laugh... Sister is the brat!!!!!  :)

All my love,


Thursday, November 19, 2009

Mom's Influence on Sister

I had a nice visit with Sister this morning - she made me laugh so hard!  What I want to know though Sister is - are you keeping your legs crossed??????

OMG, can't wait to hear her answer and about this conversation!

Come on Leslie, we all want to hear your response to that one.

I am having lunch with your mom. Wish you guys were here too.

Yea I wish Sister would say something - because I can't until she does!

But she was definetly making me laugh this morning - I couldn't understand half of what she said because she was laughing –

I was at lunch and I am keeping my legs crossed.  I'm not wearing a bra either...

Sister Ann - your boobs are too big for that!

Are you having a good day?

I'm hung over.

I only had like 4 drinks..................

Hair of the Dog Sister - I love you!

I just need to say this though - Mom - Sister is so comfortable in no panties or bra because you are her mother!!!!!!

I did have fun talking to you this morning though. 

oh me too - you reminded me so much of mom laughing & screaming!

I still don't understand the whole keeping your legs crossed thing and now I am really confused about the bra thing. You guys should really not leave things like that to the imagination.

Your imagination isn't far off I am sure!

I was drunk this morning so I forgot to wear under garments - and I wore a dress.

Lmao! That's good stuff! You must have been pretty drunk to forget your undergarments. It’s all starting to make so much sense now.

Your mom and I are dying laughing. I keep remembering the time that your mom was at the lake and you called. Your mom was laughing so hard, she bout peed her pants. Then she passed the phone to me and I couldn't understand a word you were saying either. You were laughing so hard and your mom was so tickled. I can just imagine you and Nes on the phone this morning. And I can imagine how you must be feeling at work right now with no undergarments! LMAO

WELL I can guarantee everyone on the subway knew Sister had no panties on - she was laughing so hard she was screaming it - even Jeff heard her.  I was talking to her listening actually - finally I said - are you wearing heels?  YES AND NO PANTIES!!! 

Leslie, my first thought is be careful someone might do something to u, but this is only after I laughed my rump off. girl. 

I found some gin in the trailer last weekend so I went to the store and bought some olives and thought I will have a martinni sometime, haven't had one yet and know I am kinda nervous about doing it. I might go to hop and sack without panties and tell everyone!

Hahaha - aren't you funny?

Lmao... that's pretty good Tilda. But we both know you would take 3 drinks and get a headache and have to stop. Besides, you don't have to be drunk. We all know how much you like being neeked anyway! A little alcohol might help you announce it, but its not required.

Watch it girl! Your day is coming!


Ok So I totally see Mom drinking DRITY maritnis in the NEEKED stage - then going OR not going  anywhere & still telling us about her NO PANTIES!! 

But then again we have Lovely that goes to WORK that way!

But I love them both with all of my heart!  Panties or not!!!!

I just don't know if I want to know when or not!

My cup so runneth over with honesty, real friends, real family and love. You watch Hedder, the girls are goin call me cheesy. I now know what that means, but didn't when they first calles me that. (Was goin correct that mispelling but I like the sounds of a hillbilly). now I am going to put my phone under a pillow so I can get something done today!

LOL..... I know what you mean Tilda. I am pretty cheesy too. But you are right. You are loved and have wonderful family to cling to. I know, as much as I will miss you when you move, I will never have to worry about you being alone.

Alright, that is enough! It has been an emotional day for me any way. Love you ALL! Mum
I have something else to say about cheesy. The sisters, my daughters, their chessy also, especially with no panties or bra on. ILY

Later that day…

I have just spent the last few minutes ready all my emails and I have tears from laughter, joy, sadness and another feeling that is just undescribable (wish this thing had a spell checker). My desire is that all three of u have that same feeling so u can experience what I am feeling. Thank u for being part of my every day, even if u don't have panties on.


Well - me personally I have panties on - now I do not have a bra on - but since I truly have no need for one that doesn't count!

But - I do love you all - and do truly enjoy my everyday conversation!

Les I know u have company but u better call me (especially if u plan on going out with no panties). I crack myself up!

The best part of this email is that I called her while she was typing it and she was laughing so hard that she could barely talk!  I love you guys - even with no panties!!

I enjoy being part of the "everyday conversation" too. Even tho, I am sure there are times, like today, you girls probably wish I wasn't involved in all conversations. LOL.. I get so much enjoyment out of our emails. Thank you to all of you for treating me like part of the family and always including me, especially in the funny stuff.

So this was an enjoyable one for me to read back through, especially since I didn't enjoy that day very much...

All my love,


Friday, November 13, 2009

Mom's Neeked.... Again....

Today however I intend on being much more productive - I made a list - like MOM!!!  Maybe then I can stay on track & not get lazy - LoL. 

Well off to start on my list - first - figure out why my vacuum is acting like a fool!!!!!

You are my daughter! I made a list this morning and looked at my morning glories for seeds. I love you. I am in the trailer going thru things, throwing away stuff, making a pile of Marks stuff, making a pile of gregs stuff, making a pile of garage sale stuff and making room to move stuff out of the house so I can get it ready to put on the market.

Boy am I on a roll, but time for a break and catch up on the conversation.

So I am making a very nice dent on my list - but one thing on my list is going to have to wait until I go buy ANOTHER belt!  I hate vacuum cleaners - I can't even begin to guess how many I have owned in my adult life!  They are just evil machines that are suppose to make our lives easier but makes my life crazy!!!!!!

OMG I am going to have to back my truck down to the trailer and find the dump!

LoL - YOU ARE making progress then!

Sister knows what I mean! 

Do you guys understand what Mom means by "find the dump!"? u know what I mean Les?

Not sure about that - but I just had a thought - Sister - you & I both know mom likes to clean neeked - do you thinK?????????

too funny! Honey you spelled naked wrong.

Lmoa! Yes, I understand it, but don't think that will keep me from making fun of her for it.

On purpose - I know how to spell naked - but I do think when you clean that way it is neeked - because it is weird!

Lol haven't done that since I got so old

According to Bailey & Van being your age hasn't stopped you from being neeked!!!!

It's not ever going to stop her being neeked.

Be honest with me girls, have u ever cleaned house neeked?

No but I've done neeked yoga in my living room...

Alright that's my girl!

NEVER - I would be afraid of getting nasty germs or chemicals that my burn on my cookie!

Cookie? U r way off on that spelling. So where is the weirded place u been neeked?

um - in those pics of me having Sam - I think that is my weirdest neeked moment - one that won't disappear! 

I heard Pink call it a cookie on an interview the other day & I liked it - so I decided I have a cookie instead of a cooh - which I called it before!

I was just sitting here thinking about my truck & all of a sudden the image of Lovely falling out of my truck popped into my head & I had a really good laugh!

Don't u just love thoughts like that!

you guys crack me up. I walked away from my phone for 15 minutes. When I realized I had missed something, I was behind by like 13 emails. And they were all about being neeked!

There was a lot more conversation this day – I am done for the day also - except for working on my truck - I have had what they call in 4X4 lingo the death wobble - it can be many different things from what I have read on the internet - but the thing I read the most was something loose - well I think I got under the truck a few minutes ago & think I found a tie rod end that is loose - well I know it is loose - the other side has no movement at all & this one does - but I am determined to solve this death wobble problem because it scares the pooh out of you - seriously - it is a definate butt pucker moment!!!

Its kind of a "wam bam thank you mam" lunch with her (Shelby) isnt it. You dont need to be feeding me and my kid everyday. You are on a budget now.  She already text me and said "Till is so sweet. She made me a cheeseburger".

I don't know why beans have to be a bad thing - like a budget kind of thing - my very favorite Christmas dinner I ever had was one Nanaw cooked  - Beans, Fried Taters & Cornbread - she called it her Country Christmas dinner - I called it fabulous!!!!!!!

And oh so much more…

All my love,


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Little Skeered!!!!

We are all talking about making major life decisions - new homes, new towns/cities, new jobs - and it is all a little skeery. However, if we continue to just be there for each other as shoulders to lean on for a little support when we need it, then we'll come out stronger and better than we are now.

All the what if's are starting to hit me hard!

What if this is a huge mistake? What if my kids HATE it? What if I fail? What if the restaraunt fails there? What if Jeff hates it? (although I don't think that will happen - we will be a step away from Texas!)

I think some of my fear would settle if I knew we had a house IN Thackerville itself - or if mom could move with us - that fear of Bailey or any of the kids having an emergency - I always think of Bay first because of her seizures - but being there with me 20 - 30 mins away at work - Jeff maybe further scares me.

AND never mind that part of this move that excites me is the very small town - which we would lose with living in a surrounding town - smaller than Tulsa/BA yes - but not what I am going for.

UGH - am I doing the right thing?

Although, if you don't go, then you ask yourself "what would have happened if I did go?" forever.

I talked to Bailey last night. She said she was nervous about not making friends. It's a small town - but I used to like going to the smaller schools (Arkansas) better. There weren't as many students so they noticed when there was a new one - and befriended them quicker.

I really like moving and I feel like I strive off it. It causes me to challenge myself.

And if the kids end up hating it - well they are kids and should hate anything their parents put them through. Later in life, they will thank you for making them learn those lessons. :)

Vanessa, honey it is normal to be having those "what if" feelings. You are very normal, but it is like Les said, and I truly believe what she said is true. So calm down baby and take a deep breath.

I agree with Les and mom.... Vanessa just find peace with it and trust that everything will work out. If we could all answer the "what ifs" in life before we make decisions, it would be pretty boring. Everything will work out fine. Just have faith and remember, everything we go through in life makes us who we are. You kids are no different. This change will help them become who they are supposed to be.

Yea, that’s what I meant. (that kinda brought tears) ILY

All my love,


Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Halloweekend in Rush Springs

We also laughed at mom handing out candy to the Trick or Treaters - OMG that was sooo funny - Mom really likes handing out candy & teasing those kids.  She would try to scare them - then she would take the candy out of their bags & say thanks my bowl is almost empty!  One little girl just turned around to take off - another little girl started handing her candy - then an older girl was like - Wait!  That isn't how this is suppose to work!!!!

Mom just got so tickled with herself!!!  I think mom would enjoy Halloween once a month!

Tee Hee.........One time I was standing next to the wall when a couple boys came up.  They knocked, I opened the door slowly in a way they could not see me.  I heard one of the boys say, "It's a ghost" and about that time I jumped out and hollered, "Boo".  One of the boys about jumped out of his skin.  I really liked that!  Wish I had been dressed up, bet I could have really scared them then. 

Haha - I got a little tickled about mom handing out candy.  I remember her doing that when I was kid.  One Halloween she dressed up as a witch (as she did every Halloween) and I dressed up as a black cat.  We collaborated together to answer the door and she did those sorts of things the whole time.  It was great!

I know I have told you girls several times how much you mother reminds me of my mom. My mother used to love handing out candy to the little ones. She lived out of town and would find someone house in town to go to and hand out candy. The last year that she handed out candy, she was really sick, in a wheel chair and on oxygen full time. But she still went into town and handed out candy. Anyway, she used to dress up as something scary and hand out candy to the kids. She would do her best to scare as many of them as she could, except the little bitty ones, then she would get so tickled about it, it would take her 5 minutes to recover from the giggling. I used to love to watch her do that.

All my love,


Friday, October 30, 2009

Weekend Visit

Sister is at Mom's this weekend and I'm incredibly jealous. However, I did get this text when Sister first got to Mom's:

There is the common term crazy cat lady well mom has created a new one the crazy chicken lady.

Have a great weekend ladies!

All my love,


Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Wisdom of Our Combined Years

I had my first - oh my goodness!  What age am I? - moment this morning.

So about two months ago, my neighbor, Sarah, and I were getting ready to go to dinner for our birthdays (2 days apart).  While we were getting ready, we were watching Spice Girls videos (if you need to be reminded, click here) on her VCR and dancing around in her bedroom.  The best part of it was that Sarah lived in Singapore when she was in junior high - and you had to know all the words to the Spice Girls' songs to be part of the cool crowd.  I knew the words to the songs that had become popular, which were the ones that they showed on the Spice Girls video.

There is a high school behind our apartment so every morning I walk through a herd of high school kids on my way to the train.  This morning there were these two girls who had a boom box (the school is known for being fairly ghetto) and were bumpin' to Wannabe by the Spice Girls (again, if you need to be reminded, click above).  Right as I walk by them, I hear one of the girls exclaim, "HAHAHA!  This stuff [I am editing the profanity out of this reenactment] is sooo old.  I was like 3 when peeps actually listened to this!  HAHAHA!"

Hey SISTER - thanks for making me feel even OLDER!!!!!

You know age doesn't really bother me so much - since I am a '18 year old hottie stuck in a 36 year old body'  - but there are those times that I am like 'wow I am a mother of a 16 year old'

But honestly I wouldn't go back to being 25 for anything!  I love where I am at in my life - even being 3 1/2 years from 40 - wow FORTY! 

Love to all - Momma Nessa

Age doesn't bother me either - it was just the first time one of those moments really happened it was a bit odd.  Although, I do worry about wrinkles so I use anti-aging night crème. 

I love where I'm at in my life too.  I actually had a dream I was still in high school the other night and it made me really thankful that I wasn't. 

Well, I wouldn't go back to either one of your ages, however, I would go back to your looks.  Sis, you are indeed a 18 year old hottie stuck in a 36 year old body!  Les, you are just you........please don't either one of you ever change.  You will know when you get old when you hear the neighbor kid call you an "Old Lady"....  I don't care either.

What is funny though is that it is very unsettling with Jeff to get older!

The grey hair in his beard makes him crazy - then when I tell people I find grey hair on his back also he really hates it!  I remind him often that the older we get the closer we get to that senior citizen discount!

Just remember, those "good old days" were exactly that, good old days. This generation is so different then when we all grew up.
Tilda- I think we all know that you are very HOT for your age. I hope I hold up as well as you have when I get to that age.
 All my love,

Tuesday, October 27, 2009


This is one of my favorites that I dug up from the archives of my email.  

OK girls. If I have to have this image in my mind, I am sharing it with you as well.

A few minutes ago, your mother came into my office and informed me that she had an issue she couldn't resolve. I looked at her in concern and noticed that she had her hand behind her back. As she stepped to my desk, she turned around and I could see that her shirt was somehow entangled in what I thought was the waist line of her pants. Upon further inspection, I quickly learned that it was not her pants she was having issues with. As I raised her shirt to examine what was causing the problem, "mom's" red THONG was sticking up from out of her pants. Somehow, she had managed to get her shirt entangled in the rhinestone heart in the center of the back of the thong. Of course I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I untangled her shirt for her surprisingly sexy panties and continued to laugh as I was quickly instructed not to tell her girls.....

LMAO.... Sorry Tilda!! I couldn't resist. ILY

You BRAT!!!!!!!!!!! It is the only thong I have girls and no one would have ever known if I hadn't got my shirt caught in it.

P.S. How does your shirt get caught in your thong? It would make sense if like your zipper did...

MOTHER in a thong????


Red with rhinestones to boot!

I have to assume she probably stuck her hand down the back of her pants to scratch her rump. LMAO

There you go assuming again! I had gone to the bathroom!

All my love,


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

My impatient (but beautiful) Sister

Look how pretty my sister's new hair is.

I have a girl I work with that said she would color my hair the way I have wanted forever for only $25 - but she is either working or in school - or I am working - SO - I am sitting in hair color right now!  I am going back to as close as natural color as I can remember that it is - dark/med brown - then I am going to put caramel highlights in - I should wait a few days to do the highlights probley BUT again I am impatient & will probley do that today too! 

Just rinsed the color - while it is wet it looks BLACK - if it is that dark I might shave my head - the box said BROWN!!!!!!  I didn't want black again!!

It looks terrific!! I am pretty impressed. For $25.00 thats a darn good looking job. I love the color!

Actually - I did this myself - and it only cost me $12

A girl I work with said she would do it for $25 but I got tired of waiting - that is the impatient part!  LoL

Ha you did a good job! Is it the one with the cap where you pull specific strands through?

It is but I didn't use the cap - never have - do not have the patience!  LoL - there goes that impatient thing again…

Our guest (although she is not really a guest at this point) emailer is Heather.  Mom is out this week on her first vacation in about a year...

I talked to her last night and she said her neighbor brought over more chickens - so now she has 13!!!!  One of them was beating up Elvis.  She was screaming /laughing about how Elvis (who is "so ugly") getting hurt.  She sounds like she is enjoying her time off.

All my love,